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joekickass22:

a treat to my followers 
i love you 

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ryoushipper:

fizzyrainbowpops:

aikastarr:

editoress:

chicksdigthephoenix:

pookie-is-a-corewhore:

mind-fuck1010011010:

Still Alive from Portal, slowed down 800%

oh my god ;______;

This is… this is gorgeous.

Ladies and Gentlemen

Tumblr’s hymn for prayer

It’s beautiful. Play this in a cathedral. 

11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
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sirenxeno:

caledscratch:

holy fucking shit cale this is incredible!

That’s just fantastic

So, let’s see.

My computer is about to fall apart, duct tape, my new friend, is keeping it intact.

We’re baby sitting my moms friends cat, Nala, though if he doesn’t find a new house she’ll kinda be our cat…? And I really really like her…she’s a sweety… She rolls over, and likes belly rubs, and purrs, and cuddles. I wasn’t really expecting it. I feel bad because I have my own cat though, I feel like I’ve been neglecting him, but all of the other cats won’t leave me alone .___. Guppy, tigger, kiki, mama, whatever the heck her real name is, claimed my clothes pile as her own, and her baby, Cynderblock, follows me….EVERYWHERE.

Buutt

that’s not the real reason I’m doing this text thing

Man I’m a Tumblr newb…

The real reason I’m typing this is because I’ve been kinda weird these last few days. I’ve been angry. So very angry…. Started Wednesday (which is still a weird word) I didn’t even have a reason to be angry. Sure, sometimes I get extremely irritable for no reason, but that’s probably because of something being moved in my room and I can’t figure out what. But I was angry. I was up in my room, typing, blah blah blah, angry. Phone died, started cursing up a storm, charged it, stomped around, and I was just…feeling really really angry…I don’t get angry often. My sister had her friends downstairs, that might’ve been it, considering they were being stupid fuckasses and drinking, when they’re thirteen. “Oh, we’re not drinking!” they try to tell me, only when I go downstairs to let my dog out do I hear them, “Drink water, man, your hangover will suck”

I’m not stupid, I already knew they were drinking, just on how they were acting, we have a damn bar in the back of our house ._. I know they can get the alcohol.

Next day, whatever, I get up and I’m all shaky and feel like crap, so I go and tell my mom so, she tells me to go back upstairs. Sooo, I do. Spend all day staring at the ceiling, bored, and eventually go downstairs to eat some soup, which ends up being the first and only thing I eat all day. Mom asks me what’s wrong, I don’t know, so I can’t really tell her can I? Well, she goes and thinks it’s something she did. Or I’m depressed. Or I need vitamins. Or it’s friends. I just cant explain. I was just angry and sick*shrug*

So, I feel better, not angry. Mom tells me to call her if I want to stay home one more day, since she has to go to work. Well, I hang out with Nala for a while, man she loves belly rubs, rolling all over the place she did. Well, I get angry around 9 again, don’t even know why. So I decided I’ll tell her I want to stay home one more day.

My friend texts me

First thing she tells me is that I suck

How I don’t need to be missing school and how I left her alone, how we need to turn in a stupid project and called me a faggot, something else about a stupid instrument. A bunch of what evers, and butthurtness.

Then, later, acts like nothing happened.

Here I am, getting my rage back on, and she’s just being normal.

Mom tried to get me to eat earlier, I’ve had like…one jojo today or something and got sick again, so, now I’m hauled up in my room hoping my sister wont yell at me to go eat.

I don’t even know.

And I’m expected to go to school tomorrow, and I doubt I’ll really be up to it, but oh well.

Welp

I ranted

I’m done

Feel free to ignore this far too long post.

that-ableist-asshole-decon:

loreweaver:

oldmanyellsatcloud:

geneticist:

A cat that has been genetically modified glows green This cats marks an advance in AIDS research, as its cells are able to resist the FIV virus that causes AIDS in cats (Read more)

If you’ve ever wondered WHY DO THEY DO THIS, it’s because the gene that links to the jellyfish gene that enables the glow is also ‘linked’ to the gene they’re trying to get to express fully in the organism. It’s an easy and cost-effective way to achieve this without additional (and potentially harmful to the experiment itself) testing.

Whoa

I mean first time I saw this I was all “Haha, hey, they’re putting the glowing Jellyfish gene in cats, badass”

Then I READ it

AIDS RESEARCH BREAKTHROUGH ACHIEVED BY CREATING GLOW-IN-THE-DARK CAT

I WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET FOREVER

oh ok wow

this is actually

really

a good thing

But…they already had glow in the dark beagles….Which were leading to the study of a cure for Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s….

yummytomatoes:

Foxy grandpa 

hindmostsprodigalson:

Can’t get enough of this ever